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THE SHARE SIDE OF TRAVEL™

A Vietnamese couple laughs at a riverside café in Hội An as Minh holds an absurdly long itinerary and Lan sets his watch beside the phone and two iced coffees.

SCENIC DETOURS™

We Agreed to Do Absolutely Nothing.

An imagined human possibility.

“At eleven fifteen,” said Minh, “we do absolutely nothing.”

Lan looked up from her coffee.

“What happens at eleven thirty?”

“Leisurely exploration.”

“And after that?”

“Unstructured time.”

“How long?”

“Forty minutes.”

Lan put her cup down.

“Darling, you’ve given freedom an appointment.”

They had come to Hội An for a quiet break.

At home, life was full of messages, errands and the small daily emergencies that somehow required both of them.

Before leaving, Lan had made one request.

“No rushing.”

Minh had agreed completely.

Then he made a plan to ensure it.

He printed it in an accordion fold because a normal sheet could not accommodate that much peace.

There was sunrise walking, slow breakfast, gentle sightseeing, a restful lunch and several carefully positioned opportunities to be spontaneous.

Lan examined the first morning.

“Why is breakfast at six twenty?”

“So we won’t feel rushed.”

“By whom?”

Minh considered this.

“The day.”

By nine, they had walked, photographed, admired, purchased and briefly relaxed.

The brief relaxation had ended when Minh said they were falling behind.

“Behind what?” asked Lan.

“Our easy morning.”

At ten, he suggested coffee.

Lan agreed so quickly he looked pleased with his planning.

They chose a riverside café beneath hanging lanterns. Boats moved through the water. Somewhere nearby, somebody was laughing without consulting a timetable.

Their iced coffees arrived.

Minh unfolded the itinerary.

It crossed the table, passed the sugar dish and descended toward the floor.

The server paused.

“Another table?”

“No, thank you,” said Lan. “That’s just his afternoon.”

A small brass bell sat near the edge of the table.

Minh reached around it to point at the next activity.

Ding.

The server turned.

“Everything all right?”

“Yes,” said Minh. “Sorry.”

He moved the bell and continued.

“If we finish by ten forty—”

Lan gently took his watch off and placed it beside his phone.

“What are you doing?”

“Giving your wrist the morning off.”

He laughed, then looked at the paper.

“We might miss something.”

Lan pointed to the river.

“We’re missing this.”

For a moment, he stopped talking.

A boat passed. Its wake broke the reflections into little ribbons of color.

Lan took a sip of coffee.

Minh did too.

Then he glanced at his watch on the table.

Lan slid the bell toward him.

“Ring when you’ve successfully relaxed.”

It took a while.

He asked whether they should order lunch early to avoid waiting.

Lan said waiting appeared to be available without a reservation.

He suggested checking tomorrow’s weather.

She suggested checking the weather directly above them.

He wondered what time it was.

She wondered whether he would survive not knowing.

Eventually, Minh folded the itinerary.

Not into its original neat sections. Into something that could stay inside his bag.

They ordered another coffee.

He started telling her a story from their first trip together, when they had taken the wrong bus and discovered a little noodle shop they still talked about.

Lan laughed.

“You didn’t put that on a schedule.”

“No,” he admitted. “Terrible management.”

They stayed until they were hungry, then found lunch.

They walked until they wanted to sit, then sat.

That evening, Lan asked what they had accomplished.

Minh thought carefully.

“Almost nothing.”

“Excellent work.”

The next morning, she found him with a pen.

“Minh.”

“One adjustment.”

He showed her the paper.

Across the day’s entire schedule, he had written: SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

She kissed his cheek.

At the café, he ordered their coffees and put his phone away.

Then he rang the little bell.

The server looked over.

“Do you need something?”

Minh smiled.

“No.”

Lan laughed.

“He’s finally on schedule.”

SCENIC DETOURS™

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